T shirt Pick Up lines !!

These are some T-Shirt pick up lines I came across over the years and some more from my Daughter's stock.She has a huge collection.Enjoy reading them :)

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -Drew Carey

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." -Steven Wright

"It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor." -John Cleese

i never slapped you, i only hi5ed your face

i've never killed anyone but have read obituaries with great pleasure

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
:D

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good.

im new in town. can i have directions to your apartment?

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow ?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

I'm Mr Right. someone said u were looking for me :D

oh my! your beauty has blinded my eyes! will you take me home with you?

Darling,allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

I lost my teddy bear,can I sleep with you tonight ??

My Dad is a ATM,


Some Stupid ones :-
can i have a bandaid? I hurt my knee when i fell for you

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

is your father a terrorist? cause you're such a bomb

The Shoe Therapy

Everone gets a shoe for the crimes they commit whether they are a common individual or a Head of a Nation.The same happened with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao as it happened to the War Criminal and Former US President Goerge Bush.In the Islamic world shoe is the most worst form of disrespect which can be shown to anyone.In the Arab world if you want to have  big fight just include the word shoe in the arguement and you will get your big fight.

Strangely these days shoe is becoming a strong non-violent weapon for the more radical anti-war,anti-occupation activists.First it was the Iraqi Journalist throwing his show at Bush and then it was the protestor at Cambridge whose shoe just fell a metres away from Wen Jia Bao.We send our heartfelt support to the protestor from India.Many Tibetans and Tibet supporters including were excited to know that shoe has been thrown at the Chinese PM and many started posting comments in support and practising shoe throwing.I called on my friends to donate their most dirtiest shoes to me for practice.In Dharamsala,there's even a discussion going on to organise a shoe throwing contest targetting the dummies of Chinese Leaders during Losar.Even I am planning to hold one in Delhi.

Well maybe Wen Jia Bao was lucky to have not been hit by the shoe right in his face but TAR Party Chief Zha Qingli wont be lucky cos I am training my shoe on him.Whenever he comes to India he will get my shoe for the crimes he committed and still committing in Tibet.

Reflections On My Life

I turned 27 today and I decided to look back upon my life and do a little bit of scrutiny and write about some of my hiddenstories.When I was young I use to see my friends celebrate their birthday with great pomp and show.In my case it was different.Every year on this day my term results will come out and it will ultimately decide the fate of my B'Day.So istead of gifts and hugs I use to get scolding and isolation on this day.In the begining it was awfull but later on I adjusted to it,thinking this is my fate.

When I turned 18 I presumed things will automatically change but it didnt rather it became the most difficult period of my life.Not able to score good marks My parents stopped my studies and isolated me at home.One day my Dad called me for a face to face talk.I didnt hope much but was wondering what new words I have to hear.This is what he said:

'You are a piece of shit.From childhood till today you have given us pains and worries nothing else.For you we had to encounter so many dificulties and worries.We dont have any hope on you............."

I wanted to kill myself but didnt do as I wanted to fight back.The first thing I started looking for work.It was a difficult phase.Started washing cars,working in gardens,door to door sales,worked in Telephone booths etc....Days went by with one meal a day,10 rupees in pocket, no communication with family...

In 2001 started working in Reatil stores and it gave me new confidience.Money also came not much but enough for 2 meals a day.I started travelling and exploring places,people etc.

Today at 27 I sit here in Delhi at a small 7*7 room writing my life story.Nothing much with me,Few clothes,few thousand money,a bank book with no deposits,a digital camera gifted by a friend,a laptop n internet connection from the office,no food at home and thoughts and dreams for the future.